Today, I present you with a different view of LOVE,
to be thoughtfully considered
because while there is humour, there is also wisdom.
Service Rep: Hello, you have reached, Heart Systems Software Help Desk. How may I help you?
Customer: I just received your latest program. LOVE version 4.0. You know…the freeware. I don't understand it. Can you tell me how to install it?
Service Rep: Sure thing ma'am. Do you have the installation disk and instructions with you?
Customer: Yes I do, but first can you tell me what exactly the program does?
Service Rep: Sure thing ma'am. LOVE is a unique program, there is no other like it in the world. LOVE attaches to your operating system and runs silently in the background. You will never see LOVE on your monitor or your toolbar, but you will notice its affect with every application you may have. It makes all good programs run smoother, and it greatly restricts and/or deletes the bad ones.
Customer: Wow! That sounds great. How does LOVE make my machine run smoother?
Service Rep: Well, good sound files, likeCOMPLIMENT.WAV, ENCOURAGEMENT. WAV, AND KINDWORD.WAV will play frequently in background tasking while you work. Also FORGIVENESS.EXE will be invoked every time there is an external violation, including all the frequent syntax errors you seem encounter with other programs. Also, all those aggravating errors that say "unable to connect" will be automatically avoided. LOVE allows for a smooth connection with external devices, regardless of what country the device is manufactured in, the brand name, or the age of the model.
Customer: That's exactly what I need, my machine has been isolated for too long. But what about the bad programs that are already installed?
Service Rep: Good question! LOVE searches your memory for programs likeJUDGMENT.EXE, HATE.COM, BITTERNESS.EXE, SELFISHNESS.COM and SPITE.EXE etc. These programs can't be entirely deleted from your hard drive, but LOVE overpowers these programs. LOVE intervenes and stops their commands from being executed, while LOVE runs its own instruction sets. You will no longer hear things like INSULT.WAV and it deletes such fonts as "BADWORDS12" or "HARSHNESS10" so you won't be writing with them in the future. And the best part is, that LOVE is consistently being upgraded, so you will never have these obstacles returning as new versions in the future.
Customer: That's a fantastic program you have! Are the upgrades free too?
Service Rep: They sure are ma'am.
Customer: How do I get the regular upgrades?
Service Rep: That's easy. Once you have LOVE installed and running, it will automatically copy a module, or apiece of itself, to every external hard drive, e-mail and remote HEART terminal that it comes into contact with. In turn, those external devices run whatever version of LOVE they have and return the appropriate LOVE4U upgrade module to your HEART. You will be upgraded with each and every module that you receive. But you have to remember, to receive the upgrades, you have to be running LOVE and you have to come into contact with other machines while LOVE is running.
Customer: That sounds so user friendly, I am sure I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install LOVE now. What do I do first?
Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART directory ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are still running?
Service Rep: What programs are running, ma'am?
Customer: Let me see I havePASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE. GRUDGE.EXE, RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase the active components ofPASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. PASTHURT.DAT will remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me How?
Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start Menu and invokeFORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely closed down.
Customer: Oh Oh! I can't findFORGIVENESS.EXE in the menu, what will I do?
Service Rep: No problem. This is a common occurrence because most people thinkFORGIVENESS.EXE is just an upload file they send to other people and it doesn't really get installed in their menu. Funny thing though, nobody ever cares about getting FORGIVENESS.EXE when they receive it because it is truly an internal system program for the user not the receiver. It works as an internal scandisk and repair program for specific user files like the ones you noted earlier, and these files are rarely found in the receivers machine because it's meant for servicing the senders machine. Just go to your operating system folder to find it there and double click it so it will install to your own menu.
Customer: Okay, I found it… I'm done. Hey! LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Service Rep: Yes it is. You should soon receive a system message that says LOVE v.4.0 will need to restart your Heart. This will be needed to overwrite your registry and reinstall LOVE for the life of your HEART. Do you see this message yet?
Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?
Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs with LOVE in order to get the LOVE4U upgrades.
Customer: Oooh No! I have an error message already. What should I do?
Service Rep: What does the message say:
Customer: It says"ERROR UCNB4 - DORMANT VIRAL DATA FOUND IN OPERATING SYSTEM: "JUDGMENT.DAT" FILES FOUND." Oooh No! Does my machine have a virus?
Service Rep: No it doesn't… Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. These are left over data files that your virus scanning program did not discover when it was cleaning up after past intrusions on your system. This is another great aspect of our LOVE program. We have designed it to be very thorough because where others have not, we have discovered that this judgment data history can actually be retriggered by future attempts of system intrusion. When that occurs this data can create doubly complex, almost impossible to detect, machine crashes in the future.
Customer: Can I just delete these JUDGMENT files?
Service Rep: No, unfortunately these files do hold important history data of the machine that often needs to be accessed for self-defense when interacting with other unknown servers. Just go to the Heart directory… find and double-click the file called "UNDERSTANDING.EXE". This is a higher level, operating logarithm that will sort and refile all of the harmful data history within those files. It does this in a way that none of the information is lost but it will be now filed in a positive way so these old files are not capable of causing future crash difficulties?
Customer: WOW, Now that's truly amazing! I would never have thought that was possible… Oooh No, Not again… I have another error message!
Service Rep: What does this message say:
Customer: It says"ERROR UR2B9 - PROGRAM NOT OPERATING ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does this mean?
Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am, this too is quite a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run with external HEART's but is not yet operating on your HEART. It's one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms, it simply means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer: So what should I do:
Service Rep: If you are still in the Heart directory, can you find the subdirectory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Service Rep: You're welcome. Go into that subdirectory and shift-click on the following files and then copy them to the MYHEART subdirectory:FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT and GOODNESS.DOC. The LOVE program will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming with this information. Also, you need to manually delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories in your system. This is a real cancerous file type that's worse than Internet Cookies because they can end up everywhere in your system. You will have to go to the Start Menu and do a global drive search to find and delete them all. Then you must immediately empty your recycle bin to make sure they're completely gone before they start migrating back into the system. This should insure that SELFCRITIC.EXE files never comes back.
Customer: Got it! Hey, my HEART is filling up with really neat files:SMILE.MPG is now playing on my monitor and a graphic display is showing that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE and CONTENTMENT.COM are being copied all over my HEART directory.
Service Rep: Well, you are now finished with the installation, remember to take care of the HEART and to share LOVE with everybody you know. It's freeware so please feel free to share it with all the people that you think can use this program. You can forward the install program with e-mail or ICQ, and you can also tell everyone that our tech-support is available 24 hours a day to help them with the installation.
Customer: That's so nice, thanks and thanks again. I certainly will pass this program to all my friends. Have a nice evening and thanks for the help.
Service Rep: That's our job, and the pleasure was all mine ma'am. Thanks for using Heart Systems Software, and have a nice evening.
This seems like a cute presentation but in many ways there are real similarities to successful methods I use when working with clients in trouble, everyday. So consider some of these thoughts hidden in metaphor and you may discover how to apply them in your life. If you or someone you know is having trouble with Chronic Pain, Fatigue, Depression or other disorders, I invite you to come to the Bio-Energy Section of this website. There you will find interesting new information that may lead to release from your difficulty.